Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
when someone reading in class and your name is in the story
ain’t no mountain high enough // marvin gaye & tammi terrell
there ain’t no mountain high enough
ain’t no valley low enough
ain’t no river wide enough
to keep me from getting to you
(Source: radtracks, via sandar)
|wizard:||this book has the ability to tell your future in vivid detail
|me:||let me kno when its released on dvd
Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
(Source: toucher, via cynoclept)
"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."